Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Confessions of a Dangerously Bored Mind


Yesterday I was at Target.

A girl was handing out samples of Starbucks® coffee.

"Would you like to try some coffee?"

"I'm allergic." (Lie.)

"Ohhh, well that is truly too bad!"

On my way to the checkout I passed her table again.

I grabbed a tiny cup of coffee, slammed it, tossed it in her tiny wastebasket and kept walking.

End of story.


1 comment:

  1. Totally should have faked an allergic reaction. Would have been awesome. ~Starbucks gurl